She pledges ass-legiance to the flag! Little Dragon is determined to become a true American citizen and today's her lucky day, you're the immigration official who gets to tell this beautiful European babe that she's made it. You get a who spectrum of reactions on this job from overwhelmed to "it's-about-time" and most frequently overjoyed, but wow is Little Dragon delighted. She couldn't be happier, and she's ready to tell the world about her new status as a bonafide, freedom-loving American citizen. You're used to congratulating people as they leave, but she's so overcome with emotion that she wants to say a thank you by shaking more than just your hand. She's going to take you into a side room, pull down those U.S. made briefs, and create an explosion the likes of which hasn't been seen since this year's 4th of July celebrations. You're going to be so delighted that this incredible blonde beauty is sticking around permanently! Hopefully this means there will be many, many more occasions to celebrate with Little Dragon. When's the next public holiday? Give her an invite. Is this how they do it back in Europe? Grab your Apple Vision Pro or your Meta Quest 3 and get up close and sexual in this hottie's BaDoinkVR debut. You'll be left wondering what the U.S. ever did before she became a citizen!
