A few years ago, we originally posted the item below, comparing the Girls of BaDoink to their driving license pictures, just to see how different they were. Almost immediately, somebody starting waving the 'invasion of privacy' flag, claiming that we had been giving away the personal information of the featured girls. This was blatantly untrue, but because our producer was getting unfairly hassled by some of the talent, we took the article down. Five days later and still the finger-pointing and misinformation continues, with one article accusing BaDoink of leaking underage snaps. While one of the stars may have been 16 in her driving license, she was - we assume - fully clothed at the DMV. To make that comparison with underage sexual exploitation we think is both irresponsible and misleading, not to mention insulting to anyone who has ever been the victim of that kind of abuse. Do we make that comparison when TV does biographies of Hollywood stars and shows pictures of them when they were younger, even if in their later careers they may have undressed in front of a screen? Of course not, because it would be incredibly inappropriate.
But of course, BaDoink is in the adult industry, which means it's perched precariously on the edge of moral hysteria. But, here's the truth, no-one was being exploited here, and no-one's personal information was being handed out to the masses. Someone out there in the Twitterverse was just trying to get themselves a bit of attention by fomenting a bit of polemic.
So, we're putting the article up again, with the DMV images blacked out for now, and we want to know what you think in the comments below, especially if you're one of the girls featured. We really want to know what you guys think. With people's private information literally being hacked from their phones, physically stolen, we don't think we did anything wrong at all, but we want to listen. Seriously, Girls of BaDoink, we think you're beautiful under any light and that is what we were trying to show here...
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There’s something about a driver’s license picture that immediately makes you think something went wrong. It’s like a mug shot: if they come out, it’s probably not for anything good. But we’ve brought you those DL photos of some of your favorite current porn stars and contrasted them with their porn pics.
Now, everyone likes to blast the illusion of the porn starlet, that somehow the performer is just smoke, mirrors, lighting and make-up. Well, sure, there is some of that... but that also goes for Hollywood... and real life too, while we're at it. At BaDoinkVR we like the way our girls look, both onscreen and off. They're awesome people and just as hot as they are when they're showing off their awesome talents. Sure, no-one has ever really come out of the DMV thinking, 'man, those guys know how to take a picture,' but we know that the Girls of BaDoink have nothing to worry about on that score.
Check it out for yourselves.
Alexis Monroe
Alexis, that may just be the most porn star-ready driver’s license picture in DMV’s history.
Alison Tyler
Alison somehow looks smarter without the glasses. Wearing her hair down might be giving her more of a porn star look. Or maybe it’s the stunning bare double Ds doing the trick, who knows...
Ana Foxxx
Ana may look even better on her DL photo.
Ash Hollywood
Let’s face it, porn was always in those eyes.
August Ames
Surprise!
Bridgette B
“You know what’s a great idea? If I could just look bright orange on my license. No, not tanned. Orange. That’s definitely what I’m going for. Orange.”
Brooklyn Chase
It’s the same pose, so we’d really like to think Brooklyn was bottomless at the DMV, too. It’s our fantasy and we’re sticking to it!
Capri Cavanni
The DL picture kind of says ‘Young Chloe Sevigny look-alike’, which is great, especially if you’re into 90s indie films.
India Summer
Any cop who pulls India over might think she’s your regular soccer mom; he might take a look at her license, let the nice lady off with a warning and move on. A couple of days later, he might be watching porn and say, “Wha... No fucking way!!!”
Jamie Jackson
Cute!
Janice Griffith
Really, what do you want us to say? Janice looks fucking hot everywhere.
Jeanie Marie
Ah, a very welcome -- if deceiving -- wholesome DL picture. Also very welcome are her perky boobs and chosen career path.
Jillian Janson
Jillian has all the contained excitement that screams, “I GOT MY LICENSE!!!” She was so psyched her eyes jumped to different heights!
Keisha Grey
You’re bound to smile a lot more when your life is just fucking for a living and smoking weed.
Layla Rose
Layla’s hair might be too hipstery for a porn star. Hell, it might be too hipstery for the DMV, too. But she looks very cute in both, and has a bit of a young Janet Jackson thing going (with nicer boobs that come out when they’re actually intended to do so).
Mia Malkova
We’ve looked at this picture for a while. We’re convinced Mia can’t take a bad photo. Additionally, she will also get recognized forever, and will probably never have to pay for a speeding ticket.
Miley May
Yet another beautiful thing Miley Cyrus has ruined. Miley May looks like a very pretty girl next door on her DL photo.
Missy Martinez
Be honest, you’d like to hang out with Missy just based on her DL photo; maybe go for tacos, shoot the shit. Porn Missy, however, probably brings completely different plans to mind...
Natalia Starr
To those who think all porn stars are just magically transformed by make up and Photoshop, take a good look at Natalia Starr and tell me you wouldn’t marry either version.
Nikita Von James
If we gave you 50 chances to guess Nikita’s profession based on her DL picture, would you ever really say ‘porn star’?
Stevie Shae
Stevie has always been pretty. Her porn version also seems to have gotten rid of that weird yellow blob that haunted her forehead at the DMV.
Vanessa Veracruz
There’s something in Vanessa’s eyes that somehow says (in a Wayne Campbell-like cadence), “I will become a porn star. Oh yes, I will become a porn star.”
Whitney Westgate
Going for your first DL picture? How about shooting for the “pissed off Jodie Foster” look?
Yurizan Beltran
If you have the confidence to roll out of bed and take a smiling picture for your driver’s license, you’ll do very well in the adult industry.
Zoey Foxx
Damn, this girl is hot.
So, there you have it. The fact of the matter is, when it comes to confidence in sense of self and sense of image, these girls are definitely in the driving seat!